Erotic Illusions

No, not contact my naughty bits, contact the nice people in the office!

Contact Us

Now, now! You only have to hear that word 'contact' and you think it's some sort of invitation to make contact with my naughty bits. Well that isn't what it means at all. It means ... ummm... it means ... oh myyyy .... it means ....

How am I supposed to think straight enough to keep doing my job of showing you around the site when you keep doing that .... and that .... and yessss .... a bit more of that please .... You're so wicked but you DO have some inventive ways to make contact with me! <sigh> Well OK, you go and write your silly message or whatever you need to do. I'll still be here when you get back but I won't promise to .... Ahhhhhh!! OK, OK, I promise .....!! No need to tie me up like .... mmmffffhhh ...

Applications From Artists and Writers

We welcome new erotic artists who wish to join our community and obtain their own site here at Erotic Illusions. Everyone has their own talents and as a creator you probably don't want the hassle of building and maintaining a paysite. So taking advantage of the free facilities here makes a lot of sense. It leaves you with the time to do what you like doing best - making new stuff to turn us on!

To find out more, just click the link below and you will find all the information you need.

Information for Artists

Webmasters

We are always happy to hear from other webmasters with proposals for link exchanges or anything at all really. Kindly use the link below to find our banners and other info:

Information For Webmasters

Customer Service

If you are having a problem, need help with cancelling a membership, or want to contact us for any other reason, please use the form below. Be sure to enter your e-mail address correctly and to set your mail program to allow messages from stormbringerenterprises.com. Also remember to include such things as the name of the artist's domain so we can assist you quickly. Queries are normally answered the same day but please make allowances for time zones and weekends. We do have a life too ... sometimes!

If you have problems using this form you can email Customer Service instead.

Paul Bates 164 Foss Road Hilton DE65 5BH