Yes, yes, I know... you can't wait to find out what new and embarrassing situations I've found myself in recently. You people are all the same, obsessed with the way I keep losing my clothes and getting taken advantage of by a whole series of humans and aliens and gosh-knows what else. If you weren't so... attentive... and didn't make me feel so needed I think I'd have wanted to quit ages ago and gone back to being a nonentity instead of trying to do my important work for Mr. Stormbringer.
You know, just between you and me, I sometimes think he may actually be encouraging some of these invasions of my personal space; to say nothing of the invasions of my personal... person! But if I say anything about it, you can bet that somehow breaks some rule in the small print of my contract. At least that's what Mr. Stormbringer says, though I don't know how he can read it. I tried with a magnifying glass and it just looked like gibberish to me. He had to explain that all contracts are written in a special language called Legalese, which they didn't teach us at my high school. Maybe all the lawyers come from a foreign country or something?
Anyway it's all there in my contract that I signed after the boss had finished his extremely intensive interviewing of me and at the time I couldn't even walk straight, let alone think straight! So I only found out later there's even a part of it that says I can't ever quit my job. Not that I want to really. Mr. Stormbringer is a really considerate person to work for; he never seems to be too busy to point out what I've done wrong and what the penalty is, even though it usually takes hours of his valuable time to tie me up properly and take the necessary disciplinary action. And I mean... it's not just the employee relations either, though they do make me feel really wanton... errr... wanted. Job satisfaction is very important too, isn't it. And I certainly get to do plenty of that in this job. Why, there's so many of our important guests who need satisfying that sometimes I have to find new panties four or five times in a single day!
Updates
- August 1
Follow Candice on Twitter for news of herself and events around SBE - February 1
Stormbringer added another six pictures to his art page - January 31 2014
Stormbringer added six pictures to his art page - June 18 2013
It's been a long wait but we have a new comic created for us by Kim Young, the goblin specialist. - February 5
Four more pictures from Stormbringer showing Candice entertaining herself while he's away. - December 12
Two seasonal pictures from Reaper and another pic from Stormbringer added to the art galleries today - December 5
My turn to try and record Candice in art. They're under Stormbringer on the artists list. - August 9
Reaper takes Candice outside for a bit of getting back to nature. Naturally Candice needs to be au naturel for the pictures that record the trip. - July 14
Kim Young joins in the fun by comparing Candice's breasts to a couple of roast chickens (see the art index). Guess who wins! No sexy tour guides were permanently harmed in the creation of these pictures - unlike the chickens which were great in sandwiches! - July 12
Uploaded the 1280 versions of the free Candice wallpapers in Your Candice for those with bigger monitors - July 5
Another picture from DireLilith - Candice dressed for July 4th - July 3
Candice thinks World Cup support is like any other sort of support so she wears a tight corset to watch the matches! Check out DireLilith's seasonal art gallery. - June 30
Edgar Rocha strikes again with another of his very sexy and satirical comics! - June 5
Another three pictures added to Reaper's gallery in the Candice art pages - May 15
It's time for another outstanding comic from Edgar Rocha to add to the growing collection of free erotic art here. - May 7
The original art used to illustrate Walpurgisnacht is available in DireLilith's seasonal art gallery. - April 21
Eric Leeth now goes under the name of Reaper - there are two new pictures by him in the Art section. Also watch out for his very own site at Erotic Illusions which will be opening soon. - April 15
They're back! Yes, just what you've been waiting for, a new comic by Edgar Rocha has been added today! - April 9 2010
Eric Leeth has Candice giving a blow in his latest addition ;) - April 8 2010
Anxious Amber gives her plans for using Candice in a rather different way to the usual. See the Art section to find out more! - April 5 2010
Eric Leeth has really given Candice a hard workout, capturing her in a whole range of erotic positions, both alone and with various partners. - March 29 2010
Full size copies of the Easter pictures used in Erotic Illusions are available here. Look for a new gallery - DireLilith's Seasons.. - March 25 2010
A new artist, Eric Leeth, has added some arousing images of Candice to the art pages. - March 14 2010
The full size version of the latest holiday graphics have been added to DireLilith's gallery here. - March 10 2010
A new Candice story by Stormbringer in her section of the Stormbringer Enterprises site. - December 19 2009
Candice stories have some new illustrations by Edgar Rocha. Find them at the SBE site. - December 15 2009
Added the 2009 Xmas graphic by Shadoman to his art page here so you can enjoy it all year long. - December 15 2009
A major rebuild of Candice site is looking complete but please let us know if you find any errors. The stories are now all at Stormbringer Enterprises to save having them in two places. The Virtual Candice is now available as a free download - our Christmas present to all her fans! - November 7 2009
Candice does look appealing when she's all trussed up and ready to be used. Check out Shadoman's latest picture on the subject! - November 4 2009
Adrian Schelan has added some sexy pictures to the art gallery - October 20 2009
Candice finds herself in sexy trouble again in a new story by Stormbringer on the Stormbringer Enterprises site. - October 14 2009
Edgar Rocha tries a new art style in the latest comic and Candice gets to meet a girl who looks a lot like Reo. - October 12 2009
Shadoman puts Candice in some restrictive jewelry in the art section. - October 2 2009
Stormbringer has added a new story about Candice to the Stormbringer Enterprises site. - September 23 2009
DarkPoser can't resist the sexy Candice either and joins in abusing her in his art. - September 18 2009
New art from the talented Corintho who adds three pictures to this site. Also remember to check out Stormbringer Enterprises where there are a couple of new stories featuring Candice! - September 9 2009
Lopriest adds a very sexy view of Candice to the artists section